(January 17, 2013 at 8:17 am)Zen Badger Wrote:(January 17, 2013 at 8:02 am)Brakeman Wrote: I'd like to know how far the bears had to travel to kill the little kids. Did god send polar bears? Alaskan grizzlies? It must have been one of those mysterious desert bears types that the Scooby Doo Gang might find.
Bears are native to Europe though, and they get smaller the further south and arid you get. (Has something to do with food sources and EVOLUTION!) Where did the bible passage writer live?
You know, Elisha's story becomes way more interesting when you start imagining the bears just falling out of a clear sky and tearing some shit up.

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