Bald Prophets are Dangerous

[Cinjin]

Fairness, freedom, love.. It all available on this side of God.

All evidence points to the contrary. Fairness and freedom are the antithesis of your god, and the only love he has is an overwhelming amount for himself.

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Was it really necessary to kill all forty-two kids? To trot out one of my favourite lines again, an opportunity I always relish, wouldn't that be teaching them a lesson they'll never remember? If people had to die that day, surely it would have been better to slaughter 'only' a few of them, perhaps only those within the bears' reach, then the survivors would get the message not to mock bald blokes as well as being in a more fit condition to actually tell other people about it?

Actually, what were those kids doing standing around anyway while two sodding great bears were killing their friends? Admittedly I have no real experience of the killing speed of even one murderously ramped-up bear, but I have a feeling that if I were somewhere on the fringes of a forty-two-strong crowd being ravaged by death in ursine form, I might just be tempted to, y'know, run away, rather than just stand there going "Ooh look, bears!"

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The story indicates their we're more than 42 kids there.
Also the lesson was not for those who were turn into bear poop. It was for everyone else who came after them.. How many other stories of prophet hair lines include taunting after this one.

What a great lesson. Can you imagine the aftermath of the parents and grandparents who had to go to this massive field of slaughter and pick up the bodies of the dead and wounded? You think Elisha ever went back to that town? Hmmm, I think not. Can you imagine the new found "love" the parents and townspeople felt for their almighty creator? No? Me neither.

"Thanks for that awesome lesson god, oh and by the way, fuck you! I lost all three of my children because you threw a tantrum!" My neighbors and I are now going to be extremely short handed and my wife is devastated and can't even function. Thanks so much for that fucking lesson god, you fucking piece of garbage!"

But yeah, Drich, you go right on defending how much freedom and love there is from your god.



Filthy fucking apologist lies. Some more of your good "work" today Drich. You should definitely reference this one for that church you're trying to get into.