Drich: our very own grandmaster in the art of verbal white noise. Or does that lot actually mean something, relevant or not? I recognise many of the words, it's just that I can't help feeling they'd object to being knitted together in that way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'