I've got a grudging respect for people who call themselves creation scientists, actually. It's got to be one of the toughest jobs going. Think about it: they have to keep up with all the latest scientific literature to make sure they're at least twenty years behind. Then they have to twist the real-world science so that it no longer bears any recognisable relation to reality. Finally, they need the skills of the slimiest used car salesmen to sell this crap to an audience whose collective intellect and attention span requires words of less than one syllable. And all for the sake of pretending that a fairy tale is real.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
