I was never good at Monopoly. Either I'd 'invest unwisely', as the tabloids might put it, or I'd feel sorry for other players who might be losing badly. I make a shit capitalist.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'