creepy Mormons

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In Mormonism God is a 6ft tall guy who lives on the planet Kolob in space. Satan was Jesus brother and Jesus was a polygamist with several wives. There was some kind of war in heaven and those who stayed neutral in the fight were born with black skin. So it is pretty bat shit insane really even by religious standards. It's a bit like the Scientology of the 19th century. On a par with Lord Xenu and dead aliens who were thrown in Earths volcanos and their souls (thetans) being sucked out into 3D movie theatres where they were implanted with emgrams before being released to infest human bodies. Humans being the descendents of the few surviving aliens I think.