religion is full of stories about arks, sticks turning into snakes, talking snakes, parting seas, virgins giving birth and dead men coming back to life and con men, i just heard about all this stuff and thought naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.