I once tried a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle with milk in it.
Didn't mean to.
What happened was my then-little nephew Chris, aged probably about three, was standing on a chair beside me watching me make it up. I picked up the kettle and poured the water into the pot. Then as I turned away to get a few extras to bulk it out and give it that personal touch (salt, ketchup, curry powder, that sort of thing), he thought he'd be ever so helpful and add milk for me. Presumably I got back in time to prevent him from putting sugar in it as well.
Funnily enough, though, it was really delicious. There's a lot to be said for the wisdom of children.
Didn't mean to.
What happened was my then-little nephew Chris, aged probably about three, was standing on a chair beside me watching me make it up. I picked up the kettle and poured the water into the pot. Then as I turned away to get a few extras to bulk it out and give it that personal touch (salt, ketchup, curry powder, that sort of thing), he thought he'd be ever so helpful and add milk for me. Presumably I got back in time to prevent him from putting sugar in it as well.
Funnily enough, though, it was really delicious. There's a lot to be said for the wisdom of children.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'