I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard.
November 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
(This post was last modified: November 17, 2009 at 10:34 am by Dotard.)
and I noticed my favorite gorilla was locked away. I asked the zoo-keep where she (the gorilla) was at.
He replied that she was very agitated because she is in heat and there are no male gorillas in the zoo.
He thought for a moment and asked, "Would you be interested in having sex with her for $500?"
I thought a moment and said "Sure, under three conditions."
1. I don't want to have to kiss her.
2. Nobody must know about this.
3. I need some time to come up with the $500.
He replied that she was very agitated because she is in heat and there are no male gorillas in the zoo.
He thought for a moment and asked, "Would you be interested in having sex with her for $500?"
I thought a moment and said "Sure, under three conditions."
1. I don't want to have to kiss her.
2. Nobody must know about this.
3. I need some time to come up with the $500.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
