So today at work.

[thesummerqueen]

I went up to the mountains. The evergreen trees were green. I wore black.

I went to a party the night before. I threatened everyone beforehand and no one pinched me for not wearing green. Someone joked about it and I took off one of my pumps and told him I'd beat him with the heel. He backed off.

The only thing of significance that happened was the influx of distinctly non-Irish people flood into Charlotte wearing green on Saturday afternoon. Our neighbors were extremely loud - to the point that my dog was on the porch growling at them.