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I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard.
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RE: I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard.
Glad you asked.

Well, as you know I am a old dotard. (do⋅tard  /ˈdoʊtərd/ Pronunciation [doh-terd] –noun 1. a person, esp. an old person, exhibiting a decline in mental faculties; a weak-minded or foolish old person.)

Today I was at the hunting lodge and two of our newest members came up to me and asked me to tell them some old hunting stories.

"Well," I told them "back in '54 I was out in Africa hunting big game, sitting under a tree resting a bit the brush rustled and out jumped a huge old Lion roaring 'RawWWRrrr!!!'"
and I shit my pants.



Not back in '54 on the hunting trip. Just then when I went 'RawWWRrr!!!'.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by Tiberius - November 16, 2009 at 10:10 am
RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by Violet - November 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by fr0d0 - November 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by Dotard - November 17, 2009 at 10:27 am
RE: I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard. - by Dotard - November 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm

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