Glad you asked.
Well, as you know I am a old dotard. (do⋅tard /ˈdoʊtərd/ Pronunciation [doh-terd] –noun 1. a person, esp. an old person, exhibiting a decline in mental faculties; a weak-minded or foolish old person.)
Today I was at the hunting lodge and two of our newest members came up to me and asked me to tell them some old hunting stories.
"Well," I told them "back in '54 I was out in Africa hunting big game, sitting under a tree resting a bit the brush rustled and out jumped a huge old Lion roaring 'RawWWRrrr!!!'"
and I shit my pants.
Not back in '54 on the hunting trip. Just then when I went 'RawWWRrr!!!'.
Well, as you know I am a old dotard. (do⋅tard /ˈdoʊtərd/ Pronunciation [doh-terd] –noun 1. a person, esp. an old person, exhibiting a decline in mental faculties; a weak-minded or foolish old person.)
Today I was at the hunting lodge and two of our newest members came up to me and asked me to tell them some old hunting stories.
"Well," I told them "back in '54 I was out in Africa hunting big game, sitting under a tree resting a bit the brush rustled and out jumped a huge old Lion roaring 'RawWWRrrr!!!'"
and I shit my pants.
Not back in '54 on the hunting trip. Just then when I went 'RawWWRrr!!!'.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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