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I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard.
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RE: I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard.
(November 17, 2009 at 9:42 pm)padraic Wrote: The good news is that since my operation last year,I no longer sneeze,fart AND piss simultaneously (really)

And thus ruining one of my best practical jokes I came up with while creating you.

Really bummed me out. So I came up with a little 'payback' for you Padraic. March 14 2010 is going to be a hilarious day for me and those around you! Muhhahahaha!!

Be prepared. Carry a change of pants and underwear that day and be ready for it when you are in a crowded place.

Oh Jeez, it's gonna be hilarious!

@ Saerules:

Yeah I was getting bored during the creation and began creating silly things. It's why I put the ostrich's knees on backwards, gave some spiders eight eyes, made a horse's shlong reach the ground, your body shape, stuff like that.

Big Grin
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by Tiberius - November 16, 2009 at 10:10 am
RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by Violet - November 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by fr0d0 - November 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
RE: I was at the zoo today...... - by Dotard - November 17, 2009 at 10:27 am
RE: I was at the zoo today..or..the true adventures of Dotard. - by Dotard - November 18, 2009 at 9:42 am

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