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I am God
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RE: I am God
(March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote:
(March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: "1 Say: He is Allah, the one and only;

2 Allah, the eternal, absolute;

3 He sires no offspring,nor is he anyone's offspring;

4 And there is none like him." [Surah 112:1-4]

Fulfill that Bro and i'll worship you.

I'm sorry to inform you that the God you seek is not real. I said I was God, I didn't say you were right about the one you thought was real. But, I forgive you. Afterall, if you weren't able to come to that conclusion on your own, it's my fault for not designing you in such a way. Honestly, humans were more or less an experiment. I don't know who started the whole idea that my plan was completely thought out or even a plan at all. I was just bored. One more thing bro, I'm the all mighty God, you don't need to worship me. I'm just the reason you exist. It would be pretty petty of me to just create things so they could worship me. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Good news though, the part about me be loving and forgiving is true! Life everlasting?...You got it! Next question.

Oh ok. Wanna go for dinner?
Allah says in the Qur'an:

ادْعُ إِلَىٰ سَبِيلِ رَبِّكَ بِالْحِكْمَةِ وَالْمَوْعِظَةِ الْحَسَنَةِ ۖ وَجَادِلْهُمْ بِالَّتِي هِيَ أَحْسَنُ ۚ إِنَّ رَبَّكَ هُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِمَنْ ضَلَّ عَنْ سَبِيلِهِ ۖ وَهُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِالْمُهْتَدِينَ

"Invite to the way of your Lord with wisdom and good instruction, and argue with them in a way that is best. Indeed, your Lord is most knowing of who has strayed from His way, and He is most knowing of who is [rightly] guided." [Surah 16:125]

Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said: “The most complete in faith are those best in their character, those who are easy to socialise with, and those who get along with others and others get along with them. There is no good in the one who cannot get along with others and others cannot get along with him.” -Tirmidhi

Sahih Muslim, Book 32, Number 6307:
'Abdullah reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: “Truth leads one to Paradise and virtue leads one to Paradise and the person tells the truth until he is recorded as truthful, and lie leads to obscenity and obscenity leads to Hell, and the person tells a lie until he is recorded as a liar.”
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I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:36 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 23, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: I am God - by Nine - March 23, 2013 at 9:30 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 7:56 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 23, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 3:44 pm
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 23, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:09 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:12 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:31 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:44 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:40 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:15 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:38 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:40 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:51 am
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 7:40 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 23, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 23, 2013 at 11:58 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:24 am
RE: I am God - by Nerd - March 24, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: I am God - by Cato - March 24, 2013 at 2:19 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 11:27 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 25, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 2:11 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 26, 2013 at 7:31 am
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 28, 2013 at 1:34 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 1:39 am
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 27, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 26, 2013 at 9:56 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:16 am
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:18 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 2:29 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:35 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:26 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:32 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 11:51 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: I am God - by Nine - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 2:12 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 2:17 am
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 3:05 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 3:08 am
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 3:18 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: I am God - by downbeatplumb - March 28, 2013 at 11:07 am
RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 28, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:36 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 28, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:41 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:44 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:59 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Silver - March 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm
I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: I am God - by Rayaan - March 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm
RE: I am God - by Something completely different - March 23, 2013 at 7:14 pm

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