I am God

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I am God

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RE: I am God

March 23, 2013 at 7:46 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2013 at 7:48 pm by The Reality Salesman01.)

(March 23, 2013 at 7:39 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote:
(March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: No thanks, don't eat.

We could grab a drink. Hit some pool up? Shoot a few hoops?

Oh that's very kind of you to offer. However, that is not in the plans I have for you this evening. We will spend time together soon. I cannot tell you at this time what the plan is because there is a lesson I intend you to learn, but don't worry, I will show you in due time. I've designed them to just kinda fall into place. For the time being, just continue living your life as best you can. I don't hold grudges, I trust that the moral compass I have provided you with will serve you as an accurate guide as to what the right thing to do will be. Of course, every once in a while, one or two malfunctions, but it's really no biggie. I'll fix'em later.

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I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm

RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm

RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:36 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm

RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:39 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:46 pm

RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 11:40 am

RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:51 pm

RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 23, 2013 at 9:24 pm

RE: I am God - by Nine - March 23, 2013 at 9:30 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 7:56 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 9:52 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 10:22 pm

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 23, 2013 at 10:05 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 2:35 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 2:47 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 3:44 pm

RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 23, 2013 at 10:55 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 11:02 pm

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:09 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:12 am

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:31 am

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:44 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:50 am

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:31 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:40 pm

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 2:31 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 2:37 pm

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 3:20 pm

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:15 am

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:38 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 24, 2013 at 1:40 am

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:51 am

RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 7:40 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:43 pm

RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 11:39 pm

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 23, 2013 at 11:46 pm

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 23, 2013 at 11:58 pm

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:04 am

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:07 am

RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:24 am

RE: I am God - by Nerd - March 24, 2013 at 1:35 am

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 9:31 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 1:56 am

RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 2:01 am

RE: I am God - by Cato - March 24, 2013 at 2:19 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 11:08 am

RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 11:27 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm

RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 4:21 pm

RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm

RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 4:25 pm

RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:00 pm

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 10:49 pm

RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 3:25 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 25, 2013 at 2:57 pm

RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 8:23 pm

RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 am

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 11:00 am

RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 2:11 am

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 26, 2013 at 7:31 am

RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 9:12 pm

RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm

RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 28, 2013 at 1:34 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 1:39 am

RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:45 pm

RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm

RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 3:29 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm

RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 27, 2013 at 12:08 pm

RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 26, 2013 at 9:56 pm

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 11:07 pm

RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:13 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:50 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 1:53 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:56 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 2:02 am

RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:16 am

RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:18 am

RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:23 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 2:29 am

RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:35 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:20 am

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:25 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:26 am

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:32 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:43 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:50 am

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 11:51 am

RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:20 pm

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 7:30 pm

RE: I am God - by Nine - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 2:12 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 2:17 am

RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 3:05 am

RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 3:08 am

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 28, 2013 at 3:18 am

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:00 am

RE: I am God - by downbeatplumb - March 28, 2013 at 11:07 am

RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 28, 2013 at 11:31 am

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:53 am

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:55 am

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:00 pm

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:03 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm

RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm

RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:11 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:36 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:28 pm

RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm

RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 28, 2013 at 7:39 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:29 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:41 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm

RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:40 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:44 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:55 pm

RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:59 pm

RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 8:00 pm

RE: I am God - by Silver - March 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm

I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm

RE: I am God - by Rayaan - March 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm

RE: I am God - by Something completely different - March 23, 2013 at 7:14 pm

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