RE: Christianity Vs. Mormonism
March 27, 2013 at 9:48 am
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2013 at 9:49 am by The Reality Salesman01.)
(March 26, 2013 at 11:58 am)Tonus Wrote:(March 26, 2013 at 11:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: It's really the same shit, Tara. Hey, the OT claims that 2 million "Hebrews" fled Egypt.
Silly numbers...like 185,000 Assyrians attacking Jerusalem and such.
Just made up shit.
Yeah, but god sent an angel and it killed those 185,000 Assyrians in one night. God actually loves to tell that story in heaven from time to time. He always finishes it the same way. He asks out loud "and do you know why I did that?" Then he pauses for a few seconds, and suddenly turns and punches a random angel right in the crotch. Then he stands over him and dramatically shouts "BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FUCKIN' ROLLLLLLLL" and everyone laughs nervously while rubbing their testicles in sympathy.
"and I will strike down upon thee wiith great vengence and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengence upon thee!"
-"I never really knew what it meant, I always thought it was just some cold-ass shit to say right before I killed a motherfucka."
