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Knock knock
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Knock knock
Today I was happily excreting feces in my bathroom when I heard a knock on the front door.

I rushed and pulled my shorts back up as quickly as I could and bolted down the stairs.

Open the door and to my delightful surprise who should I expect but Christians, of course!

They're no longer on the streets, they're now chasing me home!

I can't even take a dump without being pestered by these pretentious twats!


Anyone wanna share a story of them having to answer a door or a phone only to have a very unwelcomed guest on the other end?
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Knock knock - by Guerilla Radio - November 23, 2009 at 8:21 am
RE: Knock knock - by theVOID - November 23, 2009 at 8:30 am
RE: Knock knock - by Darwinian - November 23, 2009 at 9:08 am
RE: Knock knock - by Overmars - November 23, 2009 at 9:32 am
RE: Knock knock - by Pope Alfred - November 23, 2009 at 11:27 am
RE: Knock knock - by Dotard - November 23, 2009 at 11:41 am
RE: Knock knock - by padraic - November 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm
RE: Knock knock - by Pope Alfred - November 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm
RE: Knock knock - by Meatball - November 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm
RE: Knock knock - by leo-rcc - November 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
RE: Knock knock - by Violet - November 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm

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