I'mn going to have to assume that this is in the Humour section simply because he gets a laugh anytime he says this stuff, so clearly it must be funny. If I were you though, Strodel, I wouldn't open with it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
