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Show me your definition of GOD(s).
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RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s).
I do not subscribe to Kabbalah. The whole thing is a rorschach test. For example, each letter in Hebrew corresponds to a number (like if a=1, b=2). I forget the actual numbers, but if we multiply the Hebrew numbers that make the word "serpent" together and compare them to the multiplied value of the numbers in "messiah", they are exactly the same. Therefore, Jesus is Satan.

This isn't just weird and contradictory to scripture, it's just really, really stupid.
The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
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Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 24, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Darkstar - April 24, 2013 at 11:27 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 25, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by popeyespappy - April 25, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Gearbreak - April 25, 2013 at 12:40 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by KichigaiNeko - April 25, 2013 at 2:03 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Dragonetti - April 25, 2013 at 3:54 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Dawud - April 25, 2013 at 4:32 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 25, 2013 at 9:06 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by downbeatplumb - April 25, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by lordxenu - April 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Ryantology - April 26, 2013 at 4:09 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by purplepurpose - April 25, 2013 at 4:45 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Dawud - April 25, 2013 at 4:48 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by purplepurpose - April 25, 2013 at 4:51 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by L.A.F. - April 25, 2013 at 6:08 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Cato - April 25, 2013 at 9:24 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by lordxenu - April 25, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 25, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Dawud - April 25, 2013 at 2:08 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Dawud - April 25, 2013 at 8:36 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by lordxenu - April 26, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 26, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 27, 2013 at 1:51 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 27, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by downbeatplumb - April 28, 2013 at 4:17 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 4:28 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Minimalist - April 29, 2013 at 12:26 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by downbeatplumb - April 27, 2013 at 3:07 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Gearbreak - April 27, 2013 at 3:56 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 12:39 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 29, 2013 at 12:54 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 26, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Ryantology - April 26, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tonus - April 26, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 27, 2013 at 3:11 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Dawud - April 27, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 28, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Neo-Scholastic - April 30, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 5:50 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 27, 2013 at 7:09 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 4:08 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 28, 2013 at 10:30 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 5:55 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tonus - April 28, 2013 at 12:23 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 2:05 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Darkstar - April 28, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 4:11 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Darkstar - April 28, 2013 at 4:16 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 4:31 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 4:47 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 5:02 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by pocaracas - April 28, 2013 at 5:04 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Darkstar - April 28, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 5:28 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by wwjs - April 28, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Darkstar - April 28, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 28, 2013 at 10:38 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Whateverist - April 28, 2013 at 5:53 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 29, 2013 at 12:13 am
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by goodnews - April 28, 2013 at 6:39 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Ryantology - April 28, 2013 at 8:42 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tonus - April 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 29, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Ryantology - April 29, 2013 at 8:21 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 8:26 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Ryantology - April 29, 2013 at 8:28 pm
RE: Show me your definition of GOD(s). - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 8:34 pm

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