Hell

[Cinjin]

So do you believe in hell? Anyone can answer of course. If you do, what are the circumstances that somene would be deserving of eternal punishment? In case anyone doesn't know, I don't.

You haven't heard???

I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is: You're going to hell. The good news is, you won't have to spend an eternity with a narcissistic bastard and all his violent condescending homicidal, genocidal followers.

Allow me to explain why...

About 8000 years ago, give or take 4000 years, a wizard put a trap in his own garden for the only two people in the world. He told them not to eat a certain fruit off a certain tree and that if they did they would surely die. Well, these two people had no knowledge of good and evil and therefore couldn't possibly comprehend the ramifications of their actions, let alone that those actions would also condemn the entire human race for all eternity. (Fine print people ... always check the fine print.) Anyway, the wizard knew they'd fail the test and promptly kicked them out of his little conservatory condemning them and everyone else to eternal damnation.

Basically, you're going to hell because a primitive couple ate some fruit. I know I know, it doesn't seem fair. The truth is, justice and fairness isn't what this particular wizard really does ... at all.
Rape, murder, infanticide ... he even requires people to make blood sacrifices to him and once even drowned nearly everyone on the planet because he didn't like what he had created.

I hope this clears it all up for you. See you in hell.