Now I know you've definitely got me confused with someone else, because I love analogies. In fact, analogies to me are like anal orgies; very accomodating, deeply satisfying, and as a means to an end a most useful tool in the box.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'