"You taste like a confident drink out of an expired gallon of milk."
"No, really, I thought you were great! Don't mind me... I probably just ate to much at lunch time..." (continues to puke straight onto the sheets while holding hair away from face).
I don't know if they're silly enough for the purpose of the thread, but I tried.
"No, really, I thought you were great! Don't mind me... I probably just ate to much at lunch time..." (continues to puke straight onto the sheets while holding hair away from face).
I don't know if they're silly enough for the purpose of the thread, but I tried.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon