(December 11, 2009 at 6:52 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Masterful!
One can only wonder what kind of paradise the world would have been if those bastards had just obeyed that one request from God. Sometimes I will hit myself so I can forgive myself for hitting myself by punishing myself by hitting myself. Also, the snake is actually Lucifer; he can shapeshift you know, the snake had legs too IIRC.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn(BBHH) will make it all right when everyone on the planet is atheist; only then will she make herself known! You just have to believe it before wondering about it to see that it is true, for if you do not believe and yet seek her; her words will be as ash in your mouth. Her spirit will guide you if you read up about her. She hates to be worshipped though, so please restrain yourself.
Thank you,
Rhizo
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Oh wait, don't worry - it's just another piece of evidence for Evolution...
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