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Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher

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RE: Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher
June 6, 2013 at 4:53 pm
(June 6, 2013 at 4:31 pm)Tonus Wrote: I don't remember the year/issue, but there was a Watchtower magazine where they were trying to explain how god could see the future, yet be blindsided by man's actions. They compared god's ability to see the future to the muscles of a very strong man. Even when he wasn't using his muscles, he was still a strong man. He just wasn't using them at that moment. Thus, god could see into the future, but it was an ability he didn't always use.

So, according to the Watchtower, we can add "reckless" to god's claimed attributes?
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RE: Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher - by Jackalope - June 6, 2013 at 4:53 pm

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