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Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher
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RE: Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher
June 6, 2013 at 8:08 pm
(June 6, 2013 at 7:23 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: At one point a kid asked "Was Jesus a nigger" (and yes! believe it or not, even today almoust every single person in rural conservative Austria and southern Germany says "Nigger")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOq8zB-ido

Well, in reality, there's been a study of what Jesus looked like, and the fact is that, not only is he not black, he looks so much like Tuco from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly that it's not even funny.

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Tuco Ramirez, Brother of Brother Ramirez, and Son of God.

On the topic, I've heard this phrase attributed to none other than Fred Phelps: "George Bush worships Mr. Peanut, whose name is the great god goober."
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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