-They said I was put on earth as a stone in the road to test the faithful to see if I could make them stumble. There was nothing I could do because my destiny was hell.
-They said my greatest sin was hanging out with a certain friend because she had her hands dirty by her past (her mom pimped her out to old men when she was six)
-They said oral sex was an abomination.
- A woman's period is a reminder that we are the reason for the world's corruption.
- The pastor offered to give ten percent of his income (tithes given to him from church members) to help with the construction fund... and the crowd cheered and cried for his generosity.
And my fav:
"oooooh shalbalukashai.... ooooh rababasajaiiiiiii The lord says unto you that he has chosen you to go to the nations and share the unction! You have been chosen and he has shed his unction over your head. You will perform miracles in his name rabababababasaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii shalalalalala" (walks to the next person and repeats same mumbo jumbo in ear)
-They said my greatest sin was hanging out with a certain friend because she had her hands dirty by her past (her mom pimped her out to old men when she was six)
-They said oral sex was an abomination.
- A woman's period is a reminder that we are the reason for the world's corruption.
- The pastor offered to give ten percent of his income (tithes given to him from church members) to help with the construction fund... and the crowd cheered and cried for his generosity.
And my fav:
"oooooh shalbalukashai.... ooooh rababasajaiiiiiii The lord says unto you that he has chosen you to go to the nations and share the unction! You have been chosen and he has shed his unction over your head. You will perform miracles in his name rabababababasaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii shalalalalala" (walks to the next person and repeats same mumbo jumbo in ear)
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
