RE: All Hail You
June 13, 2013 at 3:35 pm
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2013 at 3:36 pm by Rahul.)
(June 13, 2013 at 1:37 pm)Insanity x Wrote: I'd completely fuck with everyone. I'd be like "Oh you donated everything you have to charity? Lets see how you feel about your dog getting hit by lightning." Then drop a winning lottery ticket in front of them. Then they get hit by a falling tree.
Hey, that would be fun.
Like one day, you could make everyone's car keys disappear. That would fuck up everything for a while.
Or have everyone wake up in your next door neighbor's house one morning. Just move everyone to the right one spot all over the planet. But I'd make sure they knew I existed and it was me messing with them.
The ones that laughed at my pranks would go to heaven. Everyone else would have to watch Sex and the City reruns for an eternity in a doctor's waiting room.
Well probably not an eternity but I'll let them sweat it out a couple years.
Also I'd do things like reverse the private parts between a male rapist and any woman he tried to jump. You know, until the encounter was over. If you tried to stab someone the knife blade would turn to rubber. If you tried to shoot someone the bullets would turn into nerf balls.
If you tried to sneak up anywhere to commit a crime I would make each step you took make a loud honking sound.
*honk! honk! honk! honk!* "Hey what are you trying to do over there fella?!?!"
