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Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher
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RE: Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher
This is more of a story, but I thought of it today and thought it fit here.
At church camp, yea I did that for like 10 years, a girl got an abscessed tooth. It was awful. She is so much pain. One of the consulars was really stuck up know it all woman. She was so mean at 3rd grade she made me question what a christian was. Anyway she decided that we needed to "lay our hands on her". Everyone had to all gather around and put a hand on her and pray. It went like "O Lord please help sister ____. She is in need of your strength O God. She needs to me healed of these demons." Yea... I brought the girl some pain killers.
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RE: Most Retarded Thing You've Heard From Priest/Preacher - by Savannahw - June 13, 2013 at 5:23 pm

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