If I were a god, I don't think I'd want worship but I would definitely want to be acknowledged for existing, if for no other reason to make all the people following different religions and claiming to speak for me to stop their bickering. I guess I'd have to show myself to humanity and tell them exactly what it is that I want and don't want. Maybe a monthly press conference.
Maybe if people needed something from me then I'd set up a petition website like the White House does, and if it doesn't get enough signers then it's ignored. That way I wouldn't be bothered by the frivolous crap when I'm trying to enjoy myself fishing on the lake. "Please help me find my car keys." "Really, why don't you try to remember where you last had them. Maybe hang them on the wall on a hook by the front door so you'll always remember where they are. I don't have time for this crap."
Maybe if people needed something from me then I'd set up a petition website like the White House does, and if it doesn't get enough signers then it's ignored. That way I wouldn't be bothered by the frivolous crap when I'm trying to enjoy myself fishing on the lake. "Please help me find my car keys." "Really, why don't you try to remember where you last had them. Maybe hang them on the wall on a hook by the front door so you'll always remember where they are. I don't have time for this crap."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
