Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 17, 2025, 1:03 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
All Hail You
#25
RE: All Hail You
OK, I had time to think about this some more, and here's what I'd do if I suddenly found myself in the position of God.

First off, I'll get rid of all religions by telling people that the only religion you need to follow are these two commandments:

1. Do no harm to anyone.
2. Treat everyone else as you want to be treated.

On the face of it they sound a bit redundant, but the "do no harm" means that you can live your life the way you want as long as you don't cause any harm to anyone, while the "treat everyone" commandment means basically "don't be a dick."

I would inform everyone around the world that from now on, anyone who attempts to harm someone else maliciously will feel the same pain (physical or emotional) that they inflict upon others. If someone murders someone else, they will die as a result. If someone attempts to terrorize others with fear, they will feel the same fear as a result. Don't ignore the first commandment.

I would set up a website on a server with infinite storage and bandwidth capacity (since it's going to be used a lot) where anyone can get any answer to any question they might have. I'll call it askgod.com. Instead of praying or waiting for me to reveal this or that to humanity, it will be instantly available. Thus, knowledge will be increased and best of all it will be completely free. At first glance this might signify the end of schools and colleges, but there will still be a need for someone to train others for specific employment fields and to teach children the basics. This website will be really handy at settling bar bets and will end claims of "But God says..." Unfortunately it would ruin a lot of magic tricks, but that's a small price to pay.

I'd still walk among the people and would be appreciative of their gratitude and love, but I wouldn't want them to worship me on a weekly basis. Maybe if they bought me a beer once in a while we'd be good (even though I could just poof beer into existence).

I know this still wouldn't be a perfect world but it would be a lot better than the world is now.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Reply



Messages In This Thread
All Hail You - by Silver - June 13, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: All Hail You - by CleanShavenJesus - June 13, 2013 at 1:33 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Nine - June 13, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Rahul - June 13, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: All Hail You - by wwjs - June 13, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Tartarus Sauce - June 13, 2013 at 1:44 pm
RE: All Hail You - by John V - June 13, 2013 at 1:50 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Mister Agenda - June 13, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: All Hail You - by John V - June 13, 2013 at 3:46 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 16, 2013 at 11:49 am
RE: All Hail You - by John V - June 18, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Silver - June 18, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Ryantology - June 18, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Nine - June 13, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Tonus - June 18, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: All Hail You - by One Above All - June 13, 2013 at 2:13 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Minimalist - June 13, 2013 at 2:32 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Minimalist - June 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: All Hail You - by NoraBrimstone - June 13, 2013 at 4:57 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Zarith - June 13, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Rahul - June 13, 2013 at 11:06 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Faith No More - June 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Psykhronic - June 13, 2013 at 8:57 pm
RE: All Hail You - by c172 - June 13, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Savannahw - June 13, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Godschild - June 14, 2013 at 12:06 am
RE: All Hail You - by Rahul - June 14, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: All Hail You - by Faith No More - June 14, 2013 at 7:34 am
RE: All Hail You - by Zarith - June 14, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: All Hail You - by Doubting Thomas - June 14, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: All Hail You - by Rahul - June 14, 2013 at 10:10 am
RE: All Hail You - by Doubting Thomas - June 16, 2013 at 9:06 am
RE: All Hail You - by Doubting Thomas - June 14, 2013 at 1:59 pm
RE: All Hail You - by Faith No More - June 18, 2013 at 3:58 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  If God created all the good things around us then it means he created all EVIL too ErGingerbreadMandude 112 29981 March 3, 2017 at 9:53 am
Last Post: Harry Nevis
  ★★ We are all atheists/atheistic to ALL Gods (says simple science) ProgrammingGodJordan 80 19086 January 13, 2017 at 2:20 pm
Last Post: ProgrammingGodJordan
  Open to all-would you sacrifice your child if god told you to? vodkafan 166 34927 August 7, 2014 at 8:27 pm
Last Post: Losty
  Something all theists should all keep in mind. Creed of Heresy 67 33106 September 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Last Post: kılıç_mehmet
  All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) shearainh2o 20 7670 March 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Last Post: Rokcet Scientist



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)