RE: All Hail You
June 16, 2013 at 9:06 am
(This post was last modified: June 16, 2013 at 9:06 am by Doubting Thomas.)
Answers from askgod.com.
The girl in 3G is way out of your league and will never sleep with you.
Due to everyone also asking this question bets are no longer being taken. The Mob is smarter than that.
2, 17, 22, 25, and 30. However, 100 million other people also asked this question so you will win approximately $0.25.
Yes.
She thinks it's "cute." Her ex only thinks he's hung like a donkey.
There's a reason they "forgot" to invite you to the office Christmas party.
You've been watching too much Star Trek. First try legos.
EF Hutton says...
It starts with "It was a dark and stormy night." After that you have to figure it out. This is askgod.com, not domyworkforme.com. And if I were to spell it out here and you tried to publish it, you'd be sued for plagiarism.
Be very careful when practicing autoerotic asphyxiation. Just sayin'.
Just be glad you don't bark, if you know what I mean.
Quote:How can I get in the girl's pants that lives down the hall from me in 3G?
The girl in 3G is way out of your league and will never sleep with you.
Quote:I'm going to the horse races. Which horses should I bet on to have a 100% winning streak?
Due to everyone also asking this question bets are no longer being taken. The Mob is smarter than that.
Quote:What will be the winning numbers of Power Ball this week?
2, 17, 22, 25, and 30. However, 100 million other people also asked this question so you will win approximately $0.25.
Quote:Are any of my coworkers having affairs on their spouses?
Yes.
Quote:What does my girlfriend really think of my penis size? Does she have some donkey dicked ex?
She thinks it's "cute." Her ex only thinks he's hung like a donkey.
Quote:What do my coworkers really think of me?
There's a reason they "forgot" to invite you to the office Christmas party.
Quote:How do I build a warp drive?
You've been watching too much Star Trek. First try legos.
Quote:Which stock should I invest in to maximize my profits?
EF Hutton says...
Quote:What are all the words, in order, that will be in the next best selling novel?
It starts with "It was a dark and stormy night." After that you have to figure it out. This is askgod.com, not domyworkforme.com. And if I were to spell it out here and you tried to publish it, you'd be sued for plagiarism.
Quote:Will I die from cancer, a car wreck, etc. Which one? Exactly when?
Be very careful when practicing autoerotic asphyxiation. Just sayin'.
Quote:Is my father really my father or is mom a tramp?
Just be glad you don't bark, if you know what I mean.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
