1. We are the pets in an ant-farm type globe, owned by a baby alien. We were conceived at the pet store.
2. An evil being is feeding us. He cooks us a bacon once we're dead.
3. We are nothing but someone else's dream. Since I feel, I must be the only real person here and anything you say you feel is false and only part of my imagination. I got here because I am part of someone else's dream. So on.
4. We are a cartoon for demons.
5. We are actually shit. Gods shit us in this potty we call Earth and somehow we feel all mighty, when in reality we're nothing more than shit. Smart shit. We are to the gods what germs are to us.
6. I don't have a clue how we got here, I'm just pretty darn sure that no Allah, Jehovah, Jesus, Thor, Santa, etc., brought me here.
2. An evil being is feeding us. He cooks us a bacon once we're dead.
3. We are nothing but someone else's dream. Since I feel, I must be the only real person here and anything you say you feel is false and only part of my imagination. I got here because I am part of someone else's dream. So on.
4. We are a cartoon for demons.
5. We are actually shit. Gods shit us in this potty we call Earth and somehow we feel all mighty, when in reality we're nothing more than shit. Smart shit. We are to the gods what germs are to us.
6. I don't have a clue how we got here, I'm just pretty darn sure that no Allah, Jehovah, Jesus, Thor, Santa, etc., brought me here.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
