I used to be the manager of a pizza place, which was fun because part of being top dog in the store was being able to tell shitty customers to go fuck themselves. Had a couple of drunk dudes buy $60 worth of food and then insisted that they paid when they didn't. They started getting mouthy so I leaned over the counter and smacked all the food out of his hands and told them to get the fuck out.
Good times....
Good times....
