The Insult Thread

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That... was entirely lackluster for a first post filled-to-brim with insults. It didn't have class, it didn't have passion, and it was missing what every good insult needs: a couple of Canadian princesses skinny dipping in the Yukon. Not that the gloriously Baalze-coloured donkey what wrote such soulless tripe would necessarily stand at attention and hearken back to the deep counsel I have provided it prior to its current dysfunctionality... that it cannot make sense of but the simplest insults writ by the simplest of persons is not the fault of its teacher, but of the times prior to not leaving stupid children behind.

Since that's over your head, and not coming to it, I shall simplify my elementary observations... bringing them down to your level, hopefully: You're a decades-long kindergarten-dwelling limpdick motherfucking cocksleeve of a heartless nobody so absent passion, brains, and beauty that all women are terrified by the the ugly and deformed micropenis that your are the arrant embodiment of, and that's the naked truth, eh?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zarl1kTCjco

There is no such being as a non-personal insult. I would recommend that instead of cramming your memory full of worthlessly baseline 'insults' accessed only by memorization of other people's usages of such: you fill it with an adaptable catalogue of phrasing, words, and methods of putting these together... again, I would recommend this, unfortunately: I would not recommend this for you.