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Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
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Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm
Pompous ass does not even begin to describe the pretentious douce-baggery you spread across AF threads like dank spunck on a teenager’s bedsheets. Swedenborg? He's just the theological roach coach from which you serve the pretentious symbolism you dish out to avoid getting ass-raped by the ignorant cosmology of ancient Hebrew goat fuckers. Thip…thip…thip…hear that douche, that’s the sound of the 5-Ways stuck in the metal groove of the like 3 and half neurons it takes you to peel apart the jiz-glued pages of your Aquinas Cliff-Notes. Your hapless medieval hero-worship apologetics are about as worthless as a hooker with a gag reflex. That farcical debate victory over a cock-leper plagiarist was about as impressive as a state fair hot-dog eating champ cleaning up an anal creampie.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 1:37 pm
*Looks around*

Backs out s l o w l y
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 1:57 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2018 at 2:01 pm by purplepurpose.)
[Image: Flagellants.png]

I don't get martyrdom. This verbal self harm is worthy of a medical diagnosis.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 2:03 pm
Put the bottle down slowly Neo, and take a step back from it.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 2:33 pm
Don't worry the men in white coats have been called
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 2:40 pm
(February 14, 2018 at 1:57 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: [Image: Flagellants.png]

I don't get martyrdom. This verbal self harm is worthy of a medical diagnosis.

He's a religious nut. That in and of itself is worthy of a medical diagnosis.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 5:41 pm
Someone's been making gin in the bathtub, apparently.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 5:50 pm
Drunk Typing
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 6:02 pm
(February 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Pompous ass does not even begin to describe the pretentious douce-baggery  you spread across AF threads like dank spunck on a teenager’s bedsheets. Swedenborg? He's just the theological roach coach from which you serve the pretentious symbolism you dish out to avoid getting ass-raped by the ignorant cosmology of ancient Hebrew goat fuckers. Thip…thip…thip…hear that douche, that’s the sound of the 5-Ways stuck in the metal groove of the like 3 and half neurons it takes you to peel apart the jiz-glued pages of your Aquinas Cliff-Notes. Your hapless medieval hero-worship apologetics are about as worthless as a hooker with a gag reflex. That farcical debate victory over a cock-leper plagiarist was about as impressive as a state fair hot-dog eating champ cleaning up an anal creampie.

Bold mine.

Alright, I'll admit. That's a good one.
I'm stealing that one.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 8:16 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2018 at 8:18 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
(February 14, 2018 at 6:02 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Alright, I'll admit. That's a good one.
I'm stealing that one.

You're welcome. I've been holding that one for a long time. I think I started the thread just so I could use it. (...and see if other people had enough self-awareness to engage in some self-deprecating humor...apparently not.)
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