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Absurdity in the Bible
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RE: Absurdity in the Bible
(June 21, 2013 at 12:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: It is a vapid non-answer that would only satisfy morons.
No, you have a non-issue. God shoulda done it this way arguments only satisfy morons.

(June 21, 2013 at 12:59 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: The point isn't whether God could do it or not, of course he could bend the laws of the universe he intended to create while creating the universe.

The point is that the absurdity of it all just reinforces the argument that the Bible was written by ass-backwards goat herders who accumulated pieces of the story together over the centuries and who had limited understanding of the natural world around them.
If God could do it that way, then it's not absurd. And are you really suggesting that people then didn't realize that sunlight came from the sun, or that plants shut up in a dark room die? Thinking
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Absurdity in the Bible - by Silver - June 19, 2013 at 7:41 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Savannahw - June 19, 2013 at 8:22 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Minimalist - June 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Faith No More - June 19, 2013 at 9:13 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Silver - June 19, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Faith No More - June 19, 2013 at 9:18 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by John V - June 20, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by downbeatplumb - June 20, 2013 at 1:55 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by John V - June 20, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by downbeatplumb - June 21, 2013 at 11:27 am
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by John V - June 21, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by downbeatplumb - June 21, 2013 at 12:21 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by John V - June 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by downbeatplumb - June 21, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by John V - June 21, 2013 at 2:12 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by JesusHChrist - June 21, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Cato - June 21, 2013 at 1:43 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Mystical - June 20, 2013 at 2:16 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Minimalist - June 20, 2013 at 3:45 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by TaraJo - June 21, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Silver - June 21, 2013 at 11:46 am
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Minimalist - June 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Tartarus Sauce - June 21, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: Absurdity in the Bible - by Anomalocaris - June 21, 2013 at 5:03 pm

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