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"I'll pray for you."
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 21, 2013 at 10:30 pm
(sarcasm)Scientists have discovered that by clasping one's hands together, a person can start a circuit of some unknown energy flow. If held long enough while stimulating certain parts of the brain with prayer, one can influence reality with the power of suggestion as the circuit overheats due to a lack resistance. The excess energy detours into the brain, jumping into reality in the form of prayer.(/sarcasm)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And I apologize for dirtying the name of energy.
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"I'll pray for you."

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"I'll pray for you." - by HiImJohn - May 29, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by festive1 - May 29, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Simon Moon - May 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 3:47 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Jackalope - May 29, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Dena - May 29, 2013 at 7:16 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by deceptive_illusion - June 23, 2013 at 2:48 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by YahwehIsTheWay - May 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Fryslân - May 29, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cato - May 29, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by YahwehIsTheWay - May 29, 2013 at 7:01 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Tonus - June 3, 2013 at 11:45 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - May 29, 2013 at 4:17 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cato - May 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by DeistPaladin - May 29, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Gilgamesh - May 29, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Re: "I'll pray for you." - by NoraBrimstone - May 29, 2013 at 5:43 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by c172 - May 29, 2013 at 8:49 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - May 29, 2013 at 9:21 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by NoraBrimstone - June 3, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 4, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 3, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by KichigaiNeko - June 3, 2013 at 10:31 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 3, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Eric9001 - June 3, 2013 at 1:28 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by thesummerqueen - June 3, 2013 at 2:28 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Savannahw - June 4, 2013 at 9:53 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by thesummerqueen - June 4, 2013 at 9:57 am
Re: RE: "I'll pray for you." - by NoraBrimstone - June 4, 2013 at 11:58 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by thesummerqueen - June 4, 2013 at 12:14 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by DeistPaladin - June 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by downbeatplumb - June 11, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 11, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 21, 2013 at 5:11 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Minimalist - June 4, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by LastPoet - June 4, 2013 at 1:33 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Minimalist - June 4, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by thesummerqueen - June 4, 2013 at 1:38 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by thesummerqueen - June 4, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 4, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Walking Void - June 4, 2013 at 10:02 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by The Grand Nudger - June 4, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by ReasonableRuben - June 4, 2013 at 10:43 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by FKHansen - June 9, 2013 at 11:19 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zen Badger - June 11, 2013 at 6:48 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Silver - June 11, 2013 at 6:50 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 11, 2013 at 7:39 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zarith - June 11, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Tartarus Sauce - June 11, 2013 at 4:20 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 21, 2013 at 7:54 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 21, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by undercoverclam - June 11, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 11, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Savannahw - June 11, 2013 at 4:58 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by bladevalant546 - June 11, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Doubting Thomas - June 11, 2013 at 6:28 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by k2490 - June 21, 2013 at 5:14 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 23, 2013 at 5:51 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by k2490 - June 23, 2013 at 9:07 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Atheistic_Dan - June 21, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 21, 2013 at 7:32 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 21, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 21, 2013 at 9:17 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 22, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 22, 2013 at 2:55 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Tartarus Sauce - June 21, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Walking Void - June 21, 2013 at 10:30 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 22, 2013 at 12:14 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Atheistic_Dan - June 21, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 22, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zen Badger - June 23, 2013 at 6:17 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Tonus - June 24, 2013 at 8:44 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Silver - June 22, 2013 at 6:08 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Walking Void - June 22, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 23, 2013 at 5:14 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zen Badger - June 23, 2013 at 5:19 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 23, 2013 at 10:23 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 23, 2013 at 3:12 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Silver - June 23, 2013 at 3:22 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Jackalope - June 24, 2013 at 12:12 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 23, 2013 at 5:22 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 23, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zen Badger - June 23, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 23, 2013 at 9:01 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zarith - June 23, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 23, 2013 at 4:09 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 24, 2013 at 2:33 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 23, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 23, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zarith - June 23, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 24, 2013 at 1:37 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zarith - June 24, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Esquilax - June 23, 2013 at 11:43 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Walking Void - June 23, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Donutblade - June 23, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by thesummerqueen - June 23, 2013 at 10:37 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 7:13 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 24, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 8:21 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 24, 2013 at 12:37 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 24, 2013 at 2:36 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 24, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 24, 2013 at 6:21 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zarith - June 24, 2013 at 7:43 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 25, 2013 at 2:24 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 25, 2013 at 4:13 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 25, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 26, 2013 at 2:44 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Brian37 - June 26, 2013 at 6:32 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 26, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 26, 2013 at 8:07 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2013 at 3:11 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Zarith - June 24, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Walking Void - June 24, 2013 at 9:04 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 25, 2013 at 7:37 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Cyberman - June 25, 2013 at 8:21 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 25, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 25, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 6:58 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 11:40 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Norfolk And Chance - June 26, 2013 at 4:04 am
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 26, 2013 at 1:40 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 26, 2013 at 8:01 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Faith No More - June 26, 2013 at 9:42 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by Walking Void - June 27, 2013 at 9:20 pm
RE: "I'll pray for you." - by fr0d0 - June 28, 2013 at 2:12 am

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