Masturbation is Un-American

[FifthElement]

I know it's a humor website, but this shit actually happens and not just from Republicans. In one of the ultimate twists of irony Bill Clinton actually fired his Surgeon General for saying masturbation should be part of sex-ed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders

Well, question "She was asked whether it would be appropriate to promote masturbation as a means of preventing young people from engaging in riskier forms of sexual activity?" is tricky, American public is overly sensitive about masturbation and yet we are trying to sell image how USA is "progressive" country to the rest of the world (which BTW, never really worked, actually the rest of the word sees USA for what it is, only we Americans see what we have here is worth selling, lol)...

But, existence of places like Guantanamo, where people are tortured, is perfectly OK