RE: Uh oh! Mormonism!
July 3, 2013 at 12:31 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2013 at 12:33 am by Regens Küchl.)
The Zeal of mormoms making kids at the dozen is the same as the Zeal of missionary work : making more and more morons, uh oh mormons.
So you are sure that mormons are Premilenniallists (true christians rising to heaven first, then 7 year tribulation, then 1000 years zombie jesus then Armageddon) like described in Tim Lahayes "Left Behind" Megaseller series only with the difference of mormons being the true christians and a mormon jesus? You sure?
(You know there a a lot of other forms of millennialists, some for instance dont beliefe in 7 year T. cause Zombie will rule right after the rising of believers.)
But it makes sense. LDS are KJV hardcore evangelicals who happened to read a second book : BOM.
My guess is that If everyone were mademormon (only one mormon sect please) then they would use the missionary organisation as a body of Inquisition (did you know that Mitt Romney is a mormon inquisitor?) and witch hunt. Also to force the "mormons" to become even better and better mormons. "Be thrown into boiling oil for even thinking about a hot cup of tea." as a rule would help to dispose of unclean wishes.
So you are sure that mormons are Premilenniallists (true christians rising to heaven first, then 7 year tribulation, then 1000 years zombie jesus then Armageddon) like described in Tim Lahayes "Left Behind" Megaseller series only with the difference of mormons being the true christians and a mormon jesus? You sure?
(You know there a a lot of other forms of millennialists, some for instance dont beliefe in 7 year T. cause Zombie will rule right after the rising of believers.)
But it makes sense. LDS are KJV hardcore evangelicals who happened to read a second book : BOM.
My guess is that If everyone were mademormon (only one mormon sect please) then they would use the missionary organisation as a body of Inquisition (did you know that Mitt Romney is a mormon inquisitor?) and witch hunt. Also to force the "mormons" to become even better and better mormons. "Be thrown into boiling oil for even thinking about a hot cup of tea." as a rule would help to dispose of unclean wishes.
