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Masturbation is Un-American
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
(July 2, 2013 at 4:47 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Based on wikipedia research that verse (which I'm not entirely sure is biblical by the way) should read as follows, I think:

Spankest not thine monkey, lest thou spillst thine seed upon the ground which was meant for begetting!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Moder...h#Pronouns
Also, it's not entirely clear in your verse whether it's the seed or the ground that is meant for begetting, this sort of nonsense is how you end up with sects humping the soil, but not the surface of it. Perhaps the verse is simply explaining proper agricultural techniques.
God made Adam from soil right?

Also, I had to look up how to conjugate beget. Teehee.

Oops. Thanks for setting me straight. Never having actually masterbated a monkey, I didn't know. Angel
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Masturbation is Un-American - by FifthElement - July 1, 2013 at 11:09 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Minimalist - July 1, 2013 at 11:32 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Ryantology - July 2, 2013 at 12:18 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Whateverist - July 2, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Darth - July 2, 2013 at 4:47 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Whateverist - July 6, 2013 at 6:35 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Mystical - July 2, 2013 at 5:13 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by pocaracas - July 2, 2013 at 6:47 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by zebo-the-fat - July 2, 2013 at 6:48 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by littleendian - July 2, 2013 at 6:49 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by CapnAwesome - July 2, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by FifthElement - July 2, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by pocaracas - July 2, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by thesummerqueen - July 2, 2013 at 12:27 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Minimalist - July 2, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by [email protected] - July 2, 2013 at 12:38 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Tonus - July 2, 2013 at 12:43 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by thesummerqueen - July 2, 2013 at 12:47 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Rahul - July 2, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by viocjit - July 6, 2013 at 6:27 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by The Magic Pudding - July 6, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Whateverist - July 6, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by downbeatplumb - July 7, 2013 at 5:02 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by evenheathen - July 7, 2013 at 9:37 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Mystical - July 7, 2013 at 10:13 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by evenheathen - July 7, 2013 at 10:16 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Rahul - July 7, 2013 at 10:17 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Mystical - July 7, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by evenheathen - July 7, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Rahul - July 7, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by Mystical - July 7, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: Masturbation is Un-American - by evenheathen - July 7, 2013 at 8:18 pm

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