"No more tears" shampoo not working

[thesummerqueen]

If your avatar is a representative photo you don't really need shampoo.

If your avatar is a representative photo, you should see a doctor because it's been way longer than four hours.

I just about died laughing at this.

Maybe not in your case but I'm a prettyboy. You do bring up a good point, though. Most of the people who argue this with me are women, and I doubt these women do anything that would call for shampoo and soap at least once a day. They're not mechanics. They're not in sewers. They're not doing anything that would make them 'dirty.' And if you garden, that doesn't suffice; Dirt and daisies most certainly do come off with hot water.

Where the fuck and how the fuck do you garden? Have you seen eastern seaboard clay? That shit does not come off with hot water, and sometimes requires lava soap to get off your skin. You're too busy staring at yourself in the mirror to actually observe, much less contemplate, reality.