(July 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Did you really "rebaptise" Hitler???? I can send you his corpse if you want?
We put someone in his place as proxy for the baptism. Baptisms for the Dead are performed without the corpse.
(July 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Do tomatos from Utah really have no taste?
Perhaps we import the good ones!
(July 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Is there a mormon space program?
Just Space Doctrine.
(July 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Did you try if your underwear really protects you from bullets?
I don't know if I believe every story thought up by members of the Church, but I suppose anything is possible when one has enough faith.
(July 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Did you once drink alcohol? And did thunder strike you as a result?
I sneak a drink from time to time. Breaking the Word of Wisdom every now and then is the least of my worries. I even drink coffee regularly. Back in the days of Joseph Smith, it was really only a recommendation as the Prophet regularly drank wine and ale and even smoked tobacco.