Reminds me of an old joke (most things remind me of old jokes:
God informs Adam that He is going to make him a wife.
'Why, that's VERY thoughtful of you, God!' says Adam. 'Erm...what's a wife?'
'For you,' answers God, 'a wife is a help. She will assist you in all your labours, bear your childen, pick up after you, prepare your meals, and so on. In short, she will be a servant - obedient, quiet, and expected to cater to your every whim.'
'Outstanding!' cheers Adam. 'What'll this cost me?'
'Not so much. Just both feet, your thumbs, and your left eye.'
'Wow, that's kind of pricey. What, can I get for, say, a rib?'
Boru
God informs Adam that He is going to make him a wife.
'Why, that's VERY thoughtful of you, God!' says Adam. 'Erm...what's a wife?'
'For you,' answers God, 'a wife is a help. She will assist you in all your labours, bear your childen, pick up after you, prepare your meals, and so on. In short, she will be a servant - obedient, quiet, and expected to cater to your every whim.'
'Outstanding!' cheers Adam. 'What'll this cost me?'
'Not so much. Just both feet, your thumbs, and your left eye.'
'Wow, that's kind of pricey. What, can I get for, say, a rib?'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
