Jim Jefferies Wrote:God runs the entire universe except for one place, which is run by the devil. Now the devil is his biggest enemy and they don't get along whatsoever, right? If you act bad, you go to hell. Now, you've lied, you've cheated, you've stolen, you've been a prick your entire life... why would the devil punish you? You're one of his boys! He's gonna fuckin' dig you! That's where all the hookers and drugs are gonna be, you don't think they're gonna make their way into heaven! You don't think god's gonna open the gate and say "Jim! You've been such a good guy. See this big-titted whore with a line of coke on her? Knock yourself out, son!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
-Stephen Jay Gould