Yesterday morning, Sunday, August 18, 2013, while I was standing in line at a local coffee shop, I overheard the following loud conversation between two very colorful characters: I’m using the names these two gave to one another to represent their identity - it may shed additional light upon the context of the matter.
TYRONE: “Say nigga, I know you.”
CECIL: “Yeah, motherfucker, I know you from somewhere too.”
TYRONE: “Shit nigga, what you been up to?”
CECIL: “Oh you know, you know…”
TYRONE: “I show does nigga. How yo mama be?”
CECIL: “Shit motherfucker my mama been givin me troubles - crazy bitch.”
TYRONE: “Hell yeahs. I feels you dawg.”
CECIL: “Say, where I know you from motherfucker?”
TYRONE: “Aww shit nigga, I aint’ fo show.”
CECIL: “Whoa, hold up - I know from where. Brother I seen you at church.”
TRYONE: “Oh yes. Of course, now I recognize you. How is your mom?”
CECIL: “Thanks for asking; my mom is a blessing, yo. She’s doing good, good.”
TYRONE: “Good seein you brother.”
CECIL: “Yes, you too. Blessings brother.”
TYRONE: “Blessings.”
Not even fifteen minutes after this happened, I overheard another two loud characters giving some christian love to one another. These two (ladies) never gave their names.
Female #1: “Dam gurl, yo shoes be lookin dumb wit dat dress.”
Female #2: “Yeah, but I aint got my man cheatin on me like you does nigga.”
Female #1: “Gurl I otta slap dat smirk off your ugly dam face along wit dem dumb ass shoes.”
Female #2: “You aint shit nigga. You jus mad cuz I been wit yo man”
Female #1: “Bitch, don’t be talkin bout my man.”
Female #2: “Shut up now. We’s getting ready to head to the church.”
Female #1: “Do you really think the lord would approve of those ugly ass shoes?”
Female #2: “Gurl, you crazy, and yo cheatin husband be goin to hell.”
These two events actually took place. I have quoted them nearly verbatim, and I am making no racist comments. I am merely reporting on the christians in my town. Maybe it's time to relocate?
TYRONE: “Say nigga, I know you.”
CECIL: “Yeah, motherfucker, I know you from somewhere too.”
TYRONE: “Shit nigga, what you been up to?”
CECIL: “Oh you know, you know…”
TYRONE: “I show does nigga. How yo mama be?”
CECIL: “Shit motherfucker my mama been givin me troubles - crazy bitch.”
TYRONE: “Hell yeahs. I feels you dawg.”
CECIL: “Say, where I know you from motherfucker?”
TYRONE: “Aww shit nigga, I aint’ fo show.”
CECIL: “Whoa, hold up - I know from where. Brother I seen you at church.”
TRYONE: “Oh yes. Of course, now I recognize you. How is your mom?”
CECIL: “Thanks for asking; my mom is a blessing, yo. She’s doing good, good.”
TYRONE: “Good seein you brother.”
CECIL: “Yes, you too. Blessings brother.”
TYRONE: “Blessings.”
Not even fifteen minutes after this happened, I overheard another two loud characters giving some christian love to one another. These two (ladies) never gave their names.
Female #1: “Dam gurl, yo shoes be lookin dumb wit dat dress.”
Female #2: “Yeah, but I aint got my man cheatin on me like you does nigga.”
Female #1: “Gurl I otta slap dat smirk off your ugly dam face along wit dem dumb ass shoes.”
Female #2: “You aint shit nigga. You jus mad cuz I been wit yo man”
Female #1: “Bitch, don’t be talkin bout my man.”
Female #2: “Shut up now. We’s getting ready to head to the church.”
Female #1: “Do you really think the lord would approve of those ugly ass shoes?”
Female #2: “Gurl, you crazy, and yo cheatin husband be goin to hell.”
These two events actually took place. I have quoted them nearly verbatim, and I am making no racist comments. I am merely reporting on the christians in my town. Maybe it's time to relocate?
