For the last time, rico, there is no frickin "atheist theory". So anything you want to ridicule as being "a result of" it is purely your own invention. Look, we don't mind you masturbating but is it really necessary to keep insisting that we watch?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
