A miilion dollars...
Well, obviously I'd have to get it converted to proper money first
. Then I'd get everyone who wants to be my friend and take them out to a slap-up roistering in the beautiful surroundings of New Zealand or somewhere equally remote. Then after they've swarmed all around me and done whatever they intend to do to curry my favours, I'll suddenly piss off and leave them there, with webcams so I can watch their faces.
I'll probably waste the rest on vodka and negotiable sex.
Well, obviously I'd have to get it converted to proper money first

I'll probably waste the rest on vodka and negotiable sex.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'