What? You don't believe in an all-knowing, all-powerful, invisible being who is everywhere, who created the whole universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die?
Well, you're not going to be any fun.
Welcome!
Well, you're not going to be any fun.
Welcome!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
