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A conclusion about theists on this forum
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RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum
(September 17, 2013 at 8:52 am)Zone Wrote: Wild bananas contain seeds so they're fruit the ones we eat are a mutated seedless variety. They fit right in the hand.




That analogy can be used for the male genitalia as well. I suppose that is why Priests are always trying to fit it into god's creation: the hand wraps gently around it just like the banana, and it fits snug in the rectum.

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“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius
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A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Lemonvariable72 - September 12, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Anomalocaris - September 14, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Anomalocaris - September 14, 2013 at 12:10 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Whateverist - September 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by CapnAwesome - September 12, 2013 at 11:51 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Ryantology - September 13, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by catfish - September 14, 2013 at 1:30 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Wolf - September 14, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Minimalist - September 14, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Minimalist - September 14, 2013 at 12:02 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by catfish - September 14, 2013 at 4:47 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by LastPoet - September 14, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Angrboda - September 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by LastPoet - September 14, 2013 at 12:38 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Wolf - September 14, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by catfish - September 14, 2013 at 5:13 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Wolf - September 14, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Wolf - September 15, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by AtheistCreed - September 16, 2013 at 10:57 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Cyberman - September 16, 2013 at 11:44 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by AtheistCreed - September 17, 2013 at 12:06 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by catfish - September 17, 2013 at 2:19 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Tonus - September 17, 2013 at 6:11 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Writer - September 17, 2013 at 2:22 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Writer - September 17, 2013 at 3:31 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Ryantology - September 17, 2013 at 2:29 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Cyberman - September 17, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Angrboda - September 17, 2013 at 8:51 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Zone - September 17, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Zone - September 17, 2013 at 8:52 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by AtheistCreed - September 17, 2013 at 3:16 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by catfish - September 17, 2013 at 5:39 pm
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Bad Writer - September 18, 2013 at 1:36 am
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum - by Ryantology - September 18, 2013 at 2:26 am

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