An Explanation of the Trinity?

[Doubting Thomas]

The trinity is a philisophical turd sandwich. From what I remember, even the most ardent theologians that took on the task of explaining the trinity ended up with nothing more than "god works in mysterious ways."

I remember from my religious indoctrination that even the Catholic church considers the trinity a "mystery." Meaning, don't ask about it, because we don't know, but Godidit!