The whole sorry document is a massive slap in the face with a middle finger to everyone who actually put in the time and effort to work for their doctorate.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'